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The prime minister requested Aoi personally?
Yes. She's been requested to transport that case
to the prime minister for the international conference
in Stockholm tomorrow.
What's inside?
We haven't been told.
But doubtless it's something that will alter the course of Japan's destiny.
Japan's destiny...
The time limit for delivery is midnight, local time.
Since he wants the delivery kept quiet, he can't use his private jet.
Aoi Nogami...
The only person who can complete this mission
is a Level 7 teleporter like her.
Kanari kiteru Muteki no Power!
Maji de ii kanji
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Ashita e saa ikou!
Zettai Karen Children
Yeah!
Zettai Karen Children Zettai!
Zettai Karen Children
Daitan!
Fureau dake de wakaru
Kokoro no limiter
Tokihanatareta hora
Yes! Change the world!
Atsui battle Nandomo try!
Real wo tsuranuite
Zettai karen! Dakara makenai!
Thrill ga SAIKOU!
Yuuki ga sekai no yami wo terashi hajimeru
Anata ga kureta kiseki afureru
Darenimo nitenai egao hokori ni shitara
Mirai wo ima koeyou
We can try over the future world!
Yeah!
Saidai!
Daitan!
12th sense. "Destination! Teleport Japan's Future!!"
ARITHMETIC ANSWER SHEET - KAORU AKASHI
ARITHMETIC ANSWER SHEET - MASARU TONO
You might have beaten me on the test, but you won't beat me at dodge ball!
I'm ready for you! C'mon, right now!
Just what are you two going on about?!
This isn't time for PE, okay?
Right...
Why do people insist on putting pineapple into sweet and sour pork?
Miss Sannomiya, don't be picky with your food.
Miss Yamabe, would you say that to someone
who'd die from eating pineapple?
Well, you won't, will you?!
Okay!
Uh-oh! It took me so long to find So, how are the new transfer students? Giving you any trouble?
these books in the library, recess is over! So, how are the new transfer students? Giving you any trouble?
these books in the library, recess is over! Hm... Akashi, maybe.
She's the biggest handful of the three.
Can't stand to be shown up by any boys.
Oh, and Sannomiya has a tendency to talk back,
but they're no more trouble than normal.
And what about the one with the glasses?
Nogami? Let's see. She's...
No trouble at all, I guess.
Still, it's the troublesome kids you love the most, right?
Okay? There are 40 kids in the class.
It's divided into 3 groups. Group A has 3 more than Group B.
Group B has 5 more than Group C. Therefore...
These boobs are SO fake!
You can't really tell without touching them, so...
Where's the appeal of some lady cyborg?
LISTEN! You guys don't understand! That's why-
Even if we listened, we wouldn't get it.
First of all, that class is weird! Why make the groups all different sizes?
So, just tell us!
Don't just assume that life is a bowl of cherries!
Don't hog the answers!
I'm home. Don't hog the answers!
I'm home. I'll take you, right now!
What?!
What are you all doing?!
Minamoto!
Mr. Minamoto!
Ow...
No psychic battles in the house!
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Homework, huh? Won't you teach them, Aoi?
Sure.
Right! We're a team! We're supposed to support each other!
You guys are always like this!
Aoi?
Out in the field, you rely on me to move you around,
and then you end up taking all the credit!
You cut me out, all the time!
What are you talking about?
We don't mean to!
Even if you don't mean to, you still do it!
Everybody loves the troublemakers the best!
Even you, Mr. Minamoto! You like Kaoru and Shiho best, don't you?!
Aoi, what are you saying?!
Aoi!
Wait! Aoi!
Don't follow me! I can't even look at you anymore!
Aoi, wait.
I said, don't follow me!
I have to discuss a sudden solo mission for you.
A solo mission?
Well, more accurately, it's going to be you and me.
Just you and me, Mr. Minamoto?
Just Aoi?
No fair!
You guys can stay here and do homework. On your own!
I just have to deliver that case to the prime minister, right?
Apparently, it's something that can change the course of Japan's destiny.
Treat this with the utmost importance.
Okay, shall we go?
Special esper, Aoi Nogami: released.
Sensitive, passionate, and on my own! I fly upon invisible wings!
The Absolute Lovely Children! Aoi Nogami!
They even do it by themselves...
Okay!
No, wait!
Here we go! Consecutive teleportation!
A-Aoi! Wait!
Flying around like this will wear you out in no time!
Hold it to a pace of six or seven hundred meters...
a second!
Will we make it at that rate?
It works out to an effective speed of Mach 2!
Which is fine!
We can make it there in three...
...and a half...
...hours!
Besides, you need to rest occasionally!
It won't be...
...easy for you to...
...perform over twelve thousand...
...consecutive teleports!
T-Twelve thousand?!
Wow, suddenly I'm not that gung ho about this.
AOI!
I can hear you fine without the yelling, you know.
Aoi, don't break your rhythm!
The climbs and descents will cut your range!
Oh. Right.
I'm gonna be so sick later.
What brought that on? What's up, Aoi?
Is there a park or a convenience store around here?
Of course there isn't!
But...
Huh? Oh... You have to pee?
Don't just say it like that! I'm a lady!
Cocoa, with plenty of milk in it.
Thanks.
We've been flying for a while, but it hasn't gotten dark at all.
White nights.
White nights?
This area's at a high latitude.
So the sun doesn't set at this time of year.
I wish I could show this to Shiho and Kaoru.
Didn't you say you didn't want to look at them anymore?
You're right! We're mad at each other now!
Wh-What's that?!
That's the Roviet military!
Attention, espers in flight! Take my course at once!
Esper airspace violation in a serious offense!
Comply, or I will open fire!
W-Wait! We're Japanese government personnel!
We filed flight clearance through our embassy!
I say again! Take my heading at once!
What's going on, Mr. Minamoto?!
Calm down, it's okay. Probably a communications mistake on their end.
If you disregard my orders, I will shoot you down!
Wait!
Do we have time to be questioned at their base?
All right! We'll come with you!
That's ECM, right?
Yeah. Esper countermeasures are a serious matter
at military installations in every country.
Colonel, we've brought the illegal alien esper and her companion.
Right. Bring them in.
I am Col. Pirotskysky, this base's commander, vodka.
It. Koichi Minamoto, attached to BABEL,
a special agency of the Japanese government.
We're in a rush, Colonel, so-
Put them in detention, vodka!
Wait, please! What's going on?! Colonel!
Win BABEL merchandise with scratch cards!
No way! Seriously? Is there any merchandise with me?
There must be some mistake! You can verify this with our embassy!
Please! We're on a mission!
Dammit!
They confiscated the case, too.
There may be no way for us to make it there in time, now.
Will our failure...
Will our failure become a failure for The Children?
Didn't you take this mission to show up the other two girls?
Out in the field, you rely on me to move you around,
and then you end up taking all the credit!
You cut me out, all the time!
Why did I say all that stuff?
I never used to think about who got credit for stuff before.
Kaoru and Shiho feel the same way.
Just before we left...
This solo mission isn't dangerous, is it?
Can't we go with you?
Your going with us would only make this harder on her.
Long-distance, continuous consecutive teleportations...
puts Aoi under a lot of strain.
If you think about it,
you know what's best for her, right?
We'll wait up till you're back!
And if anything happens, we'll fly out there in a flash!
They really said that?
No matter what, you girls are a team.
A team...
That's right!
Are you comfortable, caviar?
Colonel Pirotskysky! Did you contact the embassy?
Contact your embassy? Hmpf...
What makes you think I had any intention of doing that, caviar?
We can't allow you to deliver that case, caviar.
You mean... You're trying to disrupt the international conference!
The Roviet government ordered you to do this?!
Sadly, the Roviet government has nothing to do with it.
There are nations that can't afford...
to let that conference end successfully, caviar.
You... You're an international spy?!
You're gonna be sorry that you did this to us!
Your babbling means nothing in the end, caviar!
Once I've seen that the conference has failed,
I'll give you plenty of people to fight, caviar!
Hold it! What are you planning to do with us?!
You need to ask, caviar?
What's going on here?!
Communications from the prime minister have been intercepted.
Darn it! If it weren't for this ECM, I could do something!
No, we still have an option.
Is that a?!
A portable ECCM.
Mr. Minamoto!
I brought it, just in case.
But it only has 5 minutes of run time.
5 minutes is all I'll need.
You!
Hold it, Colonel!
You shouldn't underestimate us!
ECCM?
Too slow!
I'll take my case back, thank you!
Stop! Give it up, Colonel!
Mr. Minamoto, come on!
There's no time. I'll stay here!
Get this to the prime minister. You'll go faster without me.
Besides, I have to hand over the colonel to the Roviet government.
Get going, Aoi!
Aoi...
Don't you dare tell Kaoru and Shiho.
Be careful.
Idiot! A little kid shouldn't worry about that! You be careful-
Leave it to me!
Dammit!
Aoi!
Wh-What?!
Him?!
Mister, what is your problem?!
You're a fugitive! I have clearance to shoot you down!
You can't be allowed to deliver
whatever's in that case which will determine Japan's destiny!
Besides, I can't allow anyone who knows my identity to live, matroska!
I have an emergency message for the Roviet government!
Hurry!
This is the end, matroska!
Why?!
Those missiles use active homing, little girl.
They'll follow you straight to the depths of Hell, matroska!
I won't lose.
We're a team!
Do you think Aoi's okay on her own?
We don't have to worry about her.
Why not?
Because she's one of The Children.
You're right.
A black mark for me is a black mark for all of The Children.
If I fail here, Kaoru and Shiho will share my disgrace.
I gotta shake these missiles!
Borscht! You cannot escape, vodka!
What?
I told you you'd be sorry!
I am one of The Children!
Zubrowka!
So, this is the power of a special esper, matroska?
Colonel Pirotskysky!
The Roviet government knows what you are!
You're under arrest for espionage!
Colonel Pirotsysky, you will come with us!
If you don't comply, we'll shoot you down!
Matroska!
Stockholm - 12:00 AM
Prime Minister, she's here.
Right. Send her in.
You're the special esper?
Uh, yes, sir!
Well done. You are of great help.
Here.
Thank you. With this, Japan has avoided its greatest threat.
Um, Prime Minister, sir?
I realize it must be very important, but what's in there?
Oh, this?
A... pillow?
Well, I just can't sleep on a strange pillow.
It'd be just awful to spend a sleepless night before a major conference...
Something wrong?
You... You sent for an esper for a job like THAT?!
And then I heard that the prime minister himself, in tears, mind you,
phoned to send a money gift and written thanks to The Children.
You mean Aoi had him thank them all and not just her?
Aoi, you had better not have!
Or... Would she?!
And the international conference in Stockholm has ended successfully.
with talk that our nation made a major contribution towards world peace.
Miss Nogami!
Y-Yes?!
How many times today have I warned you about falling asleep?
Um... Four?
No! Five!
Six!
I told you to stay home today.
Still, this is so typical of Aoi.
You said it.
You, two! You said it.
Akashi! Sannomiya! No talking in class!
Miss Nogami!
Go stand in the hallway!
Yes, ma'am.
Honestly, you three are such trouble!
You three?
Miss, we'll go, too!
We'll stand together!
But... Why?
Because.
We're...
Yeah, we're...
a team!
Kakushitemo muda da yo
Nandemo zenbu wakaru
Fushigi ja nai yo datte atashi wa
Anata wo ai shite n da mon
Hora kochi muite
Maji de love x love musubareru no wa
Zettai nan desu!
Zutto eien fuhen
Everest kara sekaiju ni zettai sengen!
Mou uketomete
Futari love x love musubareru no wa
Zettai nan desu!
Yappa daian kibou
San Pietro de chikau ai no
Zettai sengen!
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Please write an essay.
The theme will be "family."
Why not go home on the weekend? You haven't been back for a while, have you?
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My home is here!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 13: "Home Collapse? Operation Paradise!"
Beautiful, sexy, and absolutely lovely! That's us!
We'll send you to paradise!
Home Collapse? Operation Paradise! We'll send you to paradise!
Home Collapse? Operation Paradise! We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Home Collapse? Operation Paradise!